Sneak Peek!

The video production is gonna take longer than expected, in the meantime, here is a video captured from Vivien's camera! Enjoy!

More to come in a while! Check back soon!

Mrs Naidu insist it's Arvind show... Who is that ugly girl in the yellow sari ?!?

"Just Kiki Kidding!" PHOTOS ARE UP!!

Yeah! "Just Kiki Kidding!" Photos are up on my facebook!

Here is the link - http://www.facebook.com/photos.php?id=599582668

And here are some of my favourites!!

Mr. Naidu... with the masculine moustache and all...

Yes! We really HAD an ERP in the theater! Didn't reduce any traffic flow though...



Do this... and this to prevent constipation...!

World record for the longest leg hair EVER!!

The WORLD'S MOST DRAMATIC Balloon Making Act EVER!!

Maximullium Chua Hyphen Heng explains why flamingos are pink!

Arvind Naidu! Future Bollywood Super Moon?!

Miss Kenalangabaicar (Kena-Langga-by-car) meets Bollywood Super Moon Arvind!

Didn't make much money from the ERP though... as later we discovered that our invention was merely a printed banner... DARN!

A mysterious force that bends spoon!

Mrs Naidu's attempt to get her panties back...

Turtle Curry?!? (Yes, this was a looooong show...)

Erm... errr.... errr... hmmm... erm...

Maximillium explains the concept of time...



The GREAT Watermelon Giveaway!! 2 lucky audience member walked away with a free watermelon each!!

And MANY MORE!! Click HERE for more photos!!

Alos, Look out for more photos and videos coming soon!!

Back on 14th July for more Kiki Kidding!

Dear Fans,

Thanks for your constant support and regular visits! Please check back on 14th July. My pictures and videos will only be ready around then. In the meantime, i'll be taking a break, going on a mentally relaxing holiday. I'll be resting my mind so as to gather new inspirations and ideas to present a new fantastic show for you!

I love you! (But no intention of marrying you)

Sincerely,

Kiki Tay

"Just Kiki Kidding!" Received TWO FULL HOUSE STANDING OVATION!!

Thanks everybody, for making my dream come true. Thanks for all your support. This journey has been tough but it has been worth the effort. I will be posting pictures, videos and all the printed media online soon. Do check back to see more!

Day 32 - Kiki Tay, Wanted by Many!

Today we rehearsed at Moe’s place again. While making my way to moe’s place, I found a poster of myself at the lift lobby. I immediately marveled at how good-looking I looked, but it seems like someone drew a moustache on my face in one of my picture. I wonder if it was Judy who did this. Anyway, upon inspecting the poster, I noticed some words on it. After an hour of checking the dictionary, I was surprised to find out that the police academy was actually looking for me! I didn’t expect them to go through this extend to find me. It must be my passion and enthusiasm that had inspired them. Anyway they could have gotten me by calling me on my mobile, or used the pigeon I left with them. When I called my ex-superior to tell him my situation, he decided to let the matter rest as long as I return my uniform. I will send in my uniform tomorrow, despite my girlfriend wanting me to keep it for another night. Anyway if you happen to see this poster in the streets, do help me rip it off! Thanks! Hope to see you at my show! Get your tickets here!

Day 31 - Moephosis!

It's just slightly more than a week to our show and we're busy like hell! The past weeks we had rehearsals at Moephosis! My good friend Moe Kasim’s incredible costume shop! Moe is an incredibly talented costume designer; he had won numerous awards for his designs! He was recently nominated the “Golden Horse Award” (金馬獎) for his incredible costume designs in the movie “881”. Well, Moe was kind enough to help us with some of our costumes for our show and even lent us his spacious shop to rehearse in. We happily made use of this opportunity to fulfill some of our fantasies.

Buy Tickets to catch the show NOW! One more week to SHOWTIME!! Get your tickets here!

Day30 - My Acrobatic Act!

We had been extremely busy these few weeks, thus I couldn’t find time to update all my fans on what has been going on. While we were busy busy, it was all fun fun fun! Anyway, since the last time I fell off the toilet window, my leg is still giving me problems. I can’t walk properly, neither can I run or jump… it is just not possible. I had this acrobatic act in my show where I do a triple somersault, double backflips and ends with a 20 revolution upside-down head-roll. I guess I’ll have to take it out of my show since I’m still stuck with this leg injury. Anyway, after I told my friend Daniel from GateCrash about what had happened to me while I was researching for the ERP system, he felt sorry for me and decided to SPONSOR my show! Yippee! I was so overwhelmed with joy! I was so happy that I ran around jumping up and down, did a double back-flip and hugged Daniel (We did not kiss). I was so happy yet at the same time felt bad that I couldn't do the acrobatic act for you in my show due to my injury. I hope I recover soon so that I can at least do the high-wire tight-rope walking act. Don't miss this amazing show! Grab your tickets at http://www.gatecrash.com.sg/ now!!

Day 29 - There's Always A Way Out...

Today is the first day of my police training, in case you are wondering what my show has to do with me joining the police force, it’s a long story… You can start from this post here, or if you’re new to this blog, read from the bottom up! Anyway, first day of police training, I sat down in the classroom and got the schedule for the week. It is then I found out that I have to sit through a six-hour lecture everyday for the next two weeks!! I then realized I don’t have the time as I have rehearsals for our show every day in the evening for the next two weeks! I have to somehow back out of being a police without creating a big hoo-haa. Or a big hoo-hoo-haaa-haa-bwahahahaha… I excused myself to the toilet while thinking of a way out this long lecture. While in the toilet, I realized that there is an opened window in the toilet that leads out of the fence, if only they hadn’t ran out of toilet paper, I would have something to break the fall. Anyway I climbed out the window and took the leap. I fell down and injured my leg. I now walk with a limp. But luckily I managed to get a cab and got to rehearsal on time. I hope my leg recovers soon! I will explain to the guys at the police academy tomorrow… or the day after, or next week. Whatever!

Day 28 - Buy Tickets Or I'll Shoot You!

Today is the first day of my police enrollment. They have some funny exercises that we have to go through before we qualify to be in the training. The exercises involved looking at a poster full of different sizes alphabets one eye at a time, exercises that test your courage like draining some blood from your arm etc. And some other exercises which involved peeing in a cup. Once completed, they have a strange ritual that everybody must perform before being allowed into the training. The ritual involves dropping your pants and coughing. I have no idea what the ritual signifies but I did it anyway. I’m just glad I don’t have to bend over. Anyway I’m now in the force, and now have greater power in forcing you to buy tickets! Remember my “If you don’t buy tickets, I’ll beat you” strategy? I’ll be changing it to “If you don’t buy tickets, I’ll shoot you!” strategy! So buy tickets now or I’ll shoot you when I get my gun! You can get tickets at all post offices or SAM Machines island-wide, or choose your seats from GateCrash’s Website here!

Day 27 - Just Judee!

Today was a frustrating day, my MacBook had some problem and couldn’t start. Many of my important documents are inside, including my production documents, scripts, promotional materials, music etc. And I could not go on with my show until I have access to it. Luckily I happened to meet my friend Judy Tan today and she offered to help me with my problem. I passed her my MacBook and she managed to get it working again within half a day. I was so thankful until I found out that she had kept some of my personal pictures from my “personal collection”. She had promised not to release them only if I help her promote her upcoming show in my blog… Of course, being a manly real man, I will not give in to this kind of threat. But then again, Judy is such a nice person, so pretty, so talented, so kind, so helpful, so great… She is one of the best theater actress/singer in the whole wide world!! And her show is going to be soooooo good! It’s called “JUST Judee” which I thought sounded like the name of another production I came across recently, but I can’t recall which. Anyway, other than coming to my show “JUST Kiki Kidding!” do also and check out her show “JUST Judee!” Because she is such a nice person, so talented, so pretty so… blah blah blah… you get the idea! She doesn’t look like herself in this picture. Someone drew a moustache to it... I don’t know who drew it but it is definitely not me… Really, Judy! It’s not me!!… I didn’t draw the moustache in poster! Please please do not release my erm… personal pictures!! Click on her poster to find out more (And to see the real her!!)

Day 26 - All Out For The Extra Income!

Today I got out of the detention center with no charges as they found the reason of me climbing up the ERP Gantry to be rather amusing. I thanked the Policemen/NPCC (I can’t tell the difference)and offered them free tickets to my show. Anyway, I asked them how I can find out more about the ERP Gantry without breaking the law, they jokingly(or not) said “Join the POLICE!” I thought about it for a while and decided to go for it. After all, it has been one of my dreams to be a policeman! I also wanted to be a sexy nurse but I won’t go into detail. Anyway, I’ve enrolled myself into the police force and I will tell you more about it tomorrow… or the day after, or next week. Whatever!

Day 25 - Extra Income part 2

Today I went to research on the ERP system for my production in June. I climbed up one of the ERP gantry and made an interesting discovery! I discovered that if I turn the ERP sensor around, cars that goes through the gantry will have money added into their CashCard instead of being deducted! I’ll share with you more about it when I’m out of the detention center. Yes, I know nowadays you can get internet access easily anywhere in Singapore, including detention centers, thus making plans are relatively easy. I will be making a trip to the toilet soon, I will update you on my progress tomorrow, or the day after… or next week. In the meantime, do buy tickets to my show if you haven't done so!! "Just Kiki Kidding!" 29th June (Sunday) 3pm or 8pm @ Jubilee Hall, Raffles Hotel. Guaranteed satisfaction otherwise your money back! I am serious! If I’m not entirely satisfied with your money, I WILL give you back! So there’s NO RISK! Grab your tickets now!!

Day 24 - Extra Income!

Today I met up with my dear friend Daniel Tang from GateCrash. Daniel is an incredibly talented IT guy who develops multi-million-dollar software systems. He is also currently involved in some software research in NUS and he is going to be Dr. Daniel Tang after his made his contributions to the research. Great! I have this itch in my pants that wouldn’t go away, once he becomes Dr. Tang, I can get free consultation from him! Anyway, the reason I’ve met up with him is that I was hoping to get his help in developing this ERP idea that I had to reduce traffic flow to the toilet during intermission. My objective is like the government, it's PURELY to reduce traffic flow, not to make money… really. Anyway, the idea was to develop a “walk-in” ERP system that deducts money from the EZ-Link card rather than an IU, as I had spent some time to survey over 100 people to find out that most Singapore don’t carry their IU with them when they leave their vehicle. Anyway, Daniel told me that he will need information on the existing ERP gantry in order to develop our own, so somehow I have to figure out how it works. I’ll work on it tomorrow and will keep you guys updated on my progress! In the meantime, if you haven't get tickets for "Just Kiki Kidding!" do so now! Tickets are going fast!! Find out more here or choose your seats here! Also, do remember to top up your EZ-Link card before coming to the show...

Day 23 - 2 Million Dollar Sponsorship!!

Today I met up with my dear friends Harry & Jane from EVO Communications. They are nice sincere people who had been helping me a lot in my career. I’ve approached Harry with a plead for sponsorship for my show. At first he didn’t seem interested in giving me free money, but when I told him that I am going to make an F16 appear in my show, he was more interested than ever! Finally I shared a great secret with him on how to make money using the ERP system and Taxi meter, he made an offer to sponsor me in my production! Yeah!! I’ve added his company EVO Communications to our sponsor list and billed him $2,000,000. He is going to pay me in 10,000 easy payment of $200/year. He had also given me an idea to increase my income for the show. I am going to add an ERP Gantry to the door of the theater to reduce the amount of traffic flow to the washroom during intermission. We are now working on how to develop a system whereby we make deductions on an individual’s EZ-link card instead of needing an IU. I’ve also somehow promised Harry that I’m going to make an F16 Appear. Now I stuck with the problem of how to actually do it… hmmm… Maybe i should consult the Guru of Magic... Or maybe...

Day 22 - Miss Molena Afalangie!

As you know, I haven’t put up a blog entry for days and I have an excellent explanation for it; laziness. I find the need to start updating blog entries again because of some "write your blog or i beat you!" threats. Actually we had been working hard at rehearsals, just that nothing funny had happened as we are a bunch of serious, no-nonsense people who doesn’t joke around. Anyway, today we had our rehearsal in Mrs. Naidu’s house again, Mrs Naidu was not around as I heard she went for some pilgrimage in India. We had a visitor that came to our rehearsal. Miss Molena Afalangie. She is my distant relative. She stays in Tampinese and I stay in Clementi (Quite a distant) Anyway, she is my mom’s sister’s brother’s mom’s daughter (My Aunt). Miss Molena Afalangie is quite an entertainer herself as I heard from my mom that she won some performing competition and is some celebrity in some TV station. She had been living in Hong Kong for many years but came to reside in Singapore. My mom forced me to bring her around but I am busy with rehearsal so I got her to join me instead, after my rehearsal maybe I’ll bring her to see some of Singapore’s most famous monument like the Merlion and the ERP Gantries. Anyway, she’s got quite an adventure to share with us and I will tell you about it tomorrow... or maybe the day after. Or maybe next week. Sometimes I tend to procrastinate a bit. I’ll tell you about my procastination problems tomorrow… or the day after. Or maybe next week...